User:Selbst~enwiki

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user is a Hacker.

prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

This user contributes using a Black MacBook.

This user does drugs.

Java-4This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user prefers the
Old World.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user enjoys chess.

This user plays Risk.

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

GThis user has a Green deck in Magic the Gathering

CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.

This user is a Dungeon Master.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

CNThis user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."

!@..	This user prefers computer games that are text-only and without graphics.

HIGH SCORE

This user will beat your high score.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user's Druid shapeshifts to victory in World of Warcraft.

This user's Rogue kills stealthily and quickly in World of Warcraft.

This user played World of Warcraft until they got married.

This user finally quit playing World of Warcraft.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is interested in the history of witchcraft.

This user is interested in classical mythology.

This user likes Thomas Paine.

This user has read the United States Constitution.

This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.

$e^{i\pi \ }$This user is a mathematician.

!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

$\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}$This user loves problem solving.

This user is an audiophile.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in philosophy.

This user believes in logic.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user likes foggy days.

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

#This user chats on IRC.

This user records with Audacity.

This user networks Linux PCs with OpenSSH and SSHFS.

This user has experienced a Mac OS X Kernel Panic.

This user has/is using Mac OS X.

*nixThis user prefers a *nix operating system.

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.

This user BOINCs.

CThis user monitors their system using Conky.

This user can write in calligraphy.

This user is interested in psionics.

This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...

This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

This user is an amateur magician.

This user loves knowledge.

School

This user doesn't like school.

This user supports sustainable living.

This user is a tobacco smoker.

This user believes in magic

MThis user is a member of Mensa.

99.9This user is a member of the
Triple Nine Society.

GKThis user's football position is Goalkeeper.

This user does Parkour!

PADI	This user is a certified PADI Advanced Open Water Diver

This user is an advanced skier or snowboarder.

This user is interested in yoga.

This user does Taoist Tai Chi.

This user enjoys siesta.

PHLThis user's favourite subject is philosophy.

This user is autodidactic.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

This user plans to found an alternative high school.

INTPThis user has an INTP personality
per the Myers–Briggs typing system.

This user has a hearing impairment.

This user has blue eyes.

This user has a family member with Multiple Sclerosis.

LacInt

This user is Lactose intolerant

This user is mortal.

This user supports medical cannabis

This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion.

This user is an anarchist.

This user supports flat taxes.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports Unschooling.

This user is a software engineer.

This user is a computer security professional.

This user would like to be a teacher.

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user is interested in Taoism.

This user is interested in Wicca.

This user is interested in Druidry.

This user is interested in alchemy.

This user is an Alchemist.

∞?This user is an agnostic.

This user enjoys sex.

freeThis user is interested in freethought.

This user is married.

38YThis Wikipedian was born on 15 February 1987 and is 38 years, 8 months, and 16 days old.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

1This user has one child.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user supports peace in space.