User:Comedancewithjack

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

YA

This user is a young adult.

SIS

This user has a Big Sister.

This user cannot drive, but is planning to learn how to.

This user is a professional graphic designer.

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This user can write HTML.

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

BS-5

This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

du

This user can speak dumbass.

fgn-0

This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

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This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

2=1	This user knows that 2=1.

gtr-2

This user is an intermediate guitarist.

arg-4

This user is a professional air guitarist.

cvg-0

This user does not play or is not interested in video games.

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

CE

This user's alignment is Chaotic Evil: the "Destroyer."

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys writing.

S	This user is a Slytherin.

BOOK

This user is working on publishing a book.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is EarthLink.

FL

Studio

This user produces music with FL Studio.

Ps

This user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses Azureus.

This user prefers the Opera web browser.

56k

This user has a 56k modem connection.

This user is a carnivore.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

Java-4

This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

band

This user plays in a band.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the synthesizer.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user enjoys
metalcore and/or hardcore music.

This user is an audiophile.

This user has an iPod.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user has depression.

PAR

This user suffers from paranoia.

Ø

This user is a recluse.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user does not smoke.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

This user is mixed-handed.

This user is someone's knight in shining armor.

[]	This user's favourite colour is black.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This user is God.

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This user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user is a mutant.

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user thinks time zones are evil.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.