User:Astuto

My name is Giovanni Silvio. I'm a fourth generation Italian American.

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AmEThis user is a native speaker of American English.

en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

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Today is 8 November 2025

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This user is a mad scientist.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

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This user is drug-free.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

This user is male.

This user drinks water.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is a bibliophile.

iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.

This user attends or attended Stanford University.

GSWThis user is a fan of the
Golden State Warriors.

SFThis user is a fan of the
San Francisco Giants

SFThis user is a fan of the
San Francisco 49ers

SJSThis user is a fan of the
San Jose Sharks

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user does not smoke.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user lives in the
United States

This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.

—This space is for rent.

This user eats chocolate.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is a mutant.

IThis user is a person, and nothing else matters.