User:永

這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
这个用户认为汉字简化并无增添或破坏汉字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

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This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

This user programs in the awesome language of Python.

This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).

This user is owned by
one or more cats.

This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

This user's pets own them!

This user never wants to see the image on the left again.

No License

This user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user is car-free.^‡

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

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OH SHI–

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user is covered in bees!

I...I uh...I made a couple of IP edits on Uncyclopedia. Please don't frag me!

This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

V

This user is a Vegetarian.

This user is a chocoholic.

This user eats raspberries.

This user drinks water.

This user drinks
Turkish coffee.

This user drinks green tea.

This user prefers the world of sparkling wines.

This user drinks wine.

This user drinks
wines

This user is a Sudoku addict.

This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user can solve Rubik's Revenge without cheating.

This user can solve a Professor's Cube without cheating.

This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 57 seconds.

This user has defeated Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop!

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.

This user is interested in Impressionism.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in the Pallava Empire.

This user is interested in Communist history, specifically Czech.

This user is interested in the History of Korea.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.

This user is interested in
Lenin.

This user is very interested in Napoleon.

e^{i\pi \ }

This user is a mathematician.

^{x}\!/_{0}

This user can divide by zero.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

E_{m,n}=2^{n-m}{n \choose m}

This user enjoys n-dimensional objects.

This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

ζ(s)

This user believes Riemann was right.

10

This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

This user knows how to
Find x.

This user is a Bayesian, who knows it's really due to Laplace.

Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.

This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.

Guitar-1

This user is a beginner guitar player.

This user aspires to be a classical musician.

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user is an expert in
music theory.

This user has relative pitch.

This user enjoys music by Claudio Monteverdi.

This user enjoys music by Antonio Vivaldi.

This user enjoys music by
Ludwig van Beethoven.

This user has great respect for
Antonín Dvořák.

This user likes music by
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

This user plays the clarinet.

This user plays classical guitar

This user plays the horn.

This user plays the piano.

This user enjoys the big band sound

This user enjoys classical music.

This user loves opera.

This user enjoys early music.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

This user enjoys Chinese traditional music.

Phantom

This user is past the point of no return.

This user can tune a piano.

Cass

This user knows that you gotta make your own kind of music.

This user is interested in philosophy.

This user is interested in existentialism.

~(p&~p)

This user studies the concept of logic.

rand

This user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

This user thinks, therefore he exists.

This user is a Marxist

This user loves Gardening

This user collects mushrooms.

This user has a
vegetable garden.

This user believes in
Fractal Universe

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

This user is interested in
Molecular Biology.

Mendel is this user's
chrome boy.

You mess with this user, and they'll
denature your protein.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user finds tornadoes to be fascinating.

\scriptstyle {\frac {\partial ^{2}\Psi }{\partial t^{2}}}=\nabla ^{2}\Psi

This user is interested in mathematical physics.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.

This user's favorite subject is physics.

User:R/F/picture

This user knows that a positron is an electron moving backwards in time. And so should you!

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user believes that string theory will be the answer to mankind's quest for a theory of everything

CERN

This user has visited CERN.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is interested in linguistics.

This user is interested in psychology.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user is part of the International Penguin Conspiracy.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user loves to write.

This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.

This user loves knowledge.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys ballet dancing.

This user can write in calligraphy.

This user likes to crochet.

This user prefers to write with a fountain pen.

This user enjoys origami.

This user loves painting.

This user enjoys pottery.

This user enjoys sewing.

This user enjoys writing.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user hopes we can Save the Amazon Rainforest.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user is interested in recycling.

This user does not smoke.

This user loves the Winter.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...

2%	This user used to be a member of Mensa, but quit because the internal politics were ridiculous. Most ex members quit because of the ridiculously high membership fee.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user has read Capital Volume I.

This user has read Capital Volume II.

This user has read Capital Volume III.

This user enjoys the works of
the Brontë sisters.

This user enjoys the works of
Truman Capote.

AC

This user went and hanged themself, and then there were none...

WF

This user enjoys the works of William Faulkner.

This user enjoys the works of
Ernest Hemingway.

This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user adores the works of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

KV	This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut.

This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

Quoth this user, “Nevermore”.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

arma virumque cano -
this user is a fan of the Aeneid.

22	This user wants to help Yossarian find Nately's Whore's Kid Sister.

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

This user is a friend of Don Quixote.

This user brushes with Denham's Dentifrice.
Denham's Does It!

LotF

This user thinks it is better to have rules and agree than to hunt and kill.

This user writes poetry.

This user writes plays.

This user writes screenplays.

This user writes short stories.

This user writes novelettes.

This user writes novellas.

This user writes novels.

PGDP

This user is member of Distributed Proofreaders where they contribute to Project Gutenberg.

LV	This user is a contributor to LibriVox

Hitchcock

This user thinks Alfred Hitchcock is the greatest director of all time.

ssshhh...

This user loves silent films.

This user wants to run through Fushimi Inari Shrine while listening to the music of John Williams.

This user remembers the Fifth of November.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

Feed Me, Seymour!

This user would love to have an Audrey II.

This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.

This user enjoys attending the theatre on a regular basis.

This user has read 23 of William Shakespeare's plays.

This user does not smoke.

This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

This user has black hair.

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

This user supports stem cell research.

This user is against smoking.

MSF

This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.

This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health.

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user supports the fight against testicular cancer.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

sibs-0

This user is an only child on their mother's side.

This user is a shepherd on Brokeback Mountain.

This user knows too many people who are dead.

This user is interested in politics.

lib

This user is a liberal and doesn't understand why Americans have demonised the word.

PRO

This user is a progressive.

This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.

This user is a socialist, and is disgusted by this regressive societal system, that places corporate greed and profitability above human life, the environment and the collective well being of society.