Preface
ubx -5This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
Languages
BS -3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit .
du -1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass , but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
Programming
Grammar
that that This user tries not to say "that that", because he dislikes the way that that looks in print.
E This user supports Spivak pronouns in situations where a person is brought into a conversation and eir gender is unknown or unneccessary.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
Subj
This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
A, B, and A and B This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
AIM -AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
Computing
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user contributes using Ubuntu .
pico_ This user contributes using Pico .
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Food and Drink (mainly drink)
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
Games
This user passed
GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
This user still enjoys playinggames on the NES .
Z This user prefers to side with the Zerg .
MMO RPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
History
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War .
This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.
Math
1+1=3? This user does not understand mathematics.
Music
band This user plays in a band .
ER This user played with Eric Radecki in concert!
This user has an iPod .
iTunes Store This user is familiar with the iTunes Music Store, not the iTunes Store .
Science
Sports
Sellout This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads .
This user loves to bowl , but would love to get more strikes.
Hobbies
Reading
This user enjoys reading anything .
Movies
This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
TV
firefly This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.
news The only reality show this user watches is the news.
Radio
Comics
Anime and Manga
Education
IQ? This user doubts that his IQ is as high as the tests say.
Health
This user does not
smoke .
Life
This user is of Czech ancestry.
This user is of French ancestry.
Siblings
This user is an only child.
Beliefs
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This user follows his/her own political ideals.
Location
Time
This user loves deadlines . They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
CST This user's time zone is CST .