User:Glottis5

ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.

This user has no cell phone.

This user comes from Senegal.

<56kThis poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.

IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

NTT
docomoThis user's mobile phone and data services provider is NTT docomo.

This user wants to be signed on G-Unit Records

This user is into popping and specializes in put style here.

This user plays the
pipe organ.

This user plays the softsynth.

This user can play the radio!

This user likes fireworks.

band-2This user listens to put band here.

NJS	This user supports the revival of new jack swing.

This user enjoys Persian rap.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

PEOPLESThis user's mobile phone provider is PEOPLES.

This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

This user supports the
Communist Party of Kazakhstan.

This user opposes Poland's membership of NATO

This user opposes Poland's membership of European Union.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user is informed by The New York Times.

YouThis user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

AMThis user has an AM radio.

FMThis user has an FM radio.

Call NumberThis user listens to Station Here on Call Number.

KodakThis user owns a Kodak All-in-One printer.

This user listens to NPR.

BBCThis user used to listen to BBC 7.

AbleThis user's Internet service provider is Able.

NvThis user has an Nvidia GeForce {{{1}}}, and this user {{{2}}} it!

CBCThis user is a CBC Radio fanatic.

This user is against DRM.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user is a Computer Scientist

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

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This user maintains a web site with Yahoo! GeoCities.

This user maintains a Friendster profile.

This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.

This user has a quad monitor configuration

This user does not have a working sound card.

This user types with their feet.

This user contributes using a gaming console.

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insideThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Celeron microprocessor.

This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via snail mail.

This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.

|This user hates that their keyboard doesn't include the | key.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.